tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2564887470456228652024-03-13T11:20:44.162+08:00it's mine or yours?sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-68430719103001867132011-03-18T09:01:00.002+08:002011-03-18T09:20:26.161+08:00dulu vs. skarang<div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span>: ah kecoh btol, bru pukul 1 dah xnak lepak, org len keje jugak..</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Skarang</span>: gile ko dah pukul 8mlm nih..kalu aku x tido skang sape nak potong pokok2 getah aku esok?</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span>: Slamat pagi cekguu..monin boss!</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Skarang</span>: Ah buat2 x nampak..talk to the hand.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span>: Nak MC ke? Doktor bukan ade yg cantik pon.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Skarang</span>: Time dpt MC pagi2 dah kuar no. office. Ah aku lupe button nak akat call la.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span>: Eh sape ade kotak kosong? nak pinjam mntak sdekah jap la</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Skarang</span>: Ehh smlm bru dpt gaji rasenye, arini dah tinggal singgit?</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span>: Eh prot dah besa neh. xnak makan ah sminggu.</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Skarang</span>: Eh prot dah besa nih.xpe2 ape slhnye tmbah lemak 7-8 kilo lg.dpn org awan kan boleh kempis?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Which one better?</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Dulu</span> or <span class="Apple-style-span" >skarang</span>?</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-51835513297731484902010-08-28T20:51:00.004+08:002010-08-28T21:09:42.596+08:00my.wishlist<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGr62sVkI/AAAAAAAAAFs/0MFH1lXcGHc/s1600/nikon-d3000-300x223.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 149px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGr62sVkI/AAAAAAAAAFs/0MFH1lXcGHc/s200/nikon-d3000-300x223.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510442970667308610" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGrAzbWUI/AAAAAAAAAFk/IlixuyQwaBI/s1600/nikon-d90med.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 174px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGrAzbWUI/AAAAAAAAAFk/IlixuyQwaBI/s200/nikon-d90med.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510442955084355906" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGq-9pQHI/AAAAAAAAAFc/DMd6I-aihsQ/s1600/Proton-Satria-Neo-CPS-013.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 152px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGq-9pQHI/AAAAAAAAAFc/DMd6I-aihsQ/s200/Proton-Satria-Neo-CPS-013.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510442954590339186" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGqYhij1I/AAAAAAAAAFU/xqmoTy7XdSs/s1600/proton-satria-neo-cps-015_5952__2222_tonemapped.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/THkGqYhij1I/AAAAAAAAAFU/xqmoTy7XdSs/s200/proton-satria-neo-cps-015_5952__2222_tonemapped.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5510442944271912786" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>cpatla kaye..cpatla kaye..huhu<br /><br /></div>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-56524635909159156392010-06-12T01:03:00.004+08:002010-06-12T01:52:04.922+08:00cheer up :)lambat la plak kan nak tggu france vs uruguay..<br />haha, saje nak share the funniest answer ever during job interview..<br />act'ly jumpe time nak inteview arituh.. haha agak bongok laaa<br />bwh nih soklan die:<br /><br />Question: Why Are You Interested in this Position?<br />Answer: I’m allergic to unemployment.<br /><br />Question: Can You Tell Us More about Your Experience?<br />Answer: You have had two weeks to review my resume yet you still want to know about my experience. This is so typical of Human Resources. What kind of human r u?<br /><br />Question: "Why did u leave ur last job?"<br />Answer: The company relocated and didn't tell me where.(haha wtf?)<br /><br />Question: "What do you consider to be your weaknesses?"<br />Answer: Answering silly questions like these.<br /><br />Question: "Where do u see yourself in five years?" <br />Answer: Celebrating the five-year anniversary of your asking me this question! <br /><br />Question: "Do You Have Any Questions about the Job?"<br /><br /> * “What if I woke in the morning and didn’t feel like coming to work?”<br /> * “How many women work here?”<br /> * “If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?”<br /> * “When you run background checks on candidates, do arrests come up?”<br /> * “Are all the staff as cute as you?”<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/TBJ0UG9XHJI/AAAAAAAAADM/1xdE8ZZfwLU/s1600/2161864_f520.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 125px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/TBJ0UG9XHJI/AAAAAAAAADM/1xdE8ZZfwLU/s400/2161864_f520.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481571585277500562" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/TBJ1gGrZfvI/AAAAAAAAADU/zH2CMQf5QtA/s1600/2161885_f520.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 140px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/TBJ1gGrZfvI/AAAAAAAAADU/zH2CMQf5QtA/s400/2161885_f520.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481572890872217330" /></a><br />jawab macam neh, kompem dapat keje! hehe..pape pon jadi engineer world cup dulu lah!<br />haha Albiceleste Argentino!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" border="0" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-25798009773547387772010-06-05T12:13:00.000+08:002010-06-05T12:14:35.392+08:00A Soldier of FortuneI have often told you stories<br />About the way<br />I lived the life of a drifter<br />Waiting for the day<br />When I'd take your hand<br />And sing you songs<br />Then maybe you would say<br />Come lay with me love me<br />And I would surely stay<br /><br />But I feel I'm growing older<br />And the songs that I have sung<br />Echo in the distance<br />Like the sound<br />Of a windmill goin' 'round<br />I guess I'll always be<br />A soldier of fortune<br /><br />Many times I've been a traveller<br />I looked for something new<br />In days of old<br />When nights were cold<br />I wandered without you<br />But those days I thougt my eyes<br />Had seen you standing near<br />Though blindness is confusing<br />It shows that you're not here<br /><br />Now I feel I'm growing older<br />And the songs that I have sung<br />Echo in the distance<br />Like the sound<br />Of a windmill goin' 'round<br />I guess I'll always be<br />A soldier of fortune<br />I can hear the sound<br />Of a windmill goin' 'round<br />I guess I'll always be<br />A soldier of fortune...<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" border="0" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-56611377420580110512009-09-01T22:19:00.002+08:002009-09-01T22:26:46.842+08:00My HFS page!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/Sp0uaI82e6I/AAAAAAAAADE/VjcMQqM0tfI/s1600-h/untitled.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 229px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/Sp0uaI82e6I/AAAAAAAAADE/VjcMQqM0tfI/s400/untitled.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376504556764429218" border="0" /></a>haha lame x update blog...<br />for USM student only..hav a visit for my hfs page...<br />br blajar sket² pki Joomla!...<br />hahahaha<br />thnx =)<br /><br />link -> http://10.122.12.220/GreenMafia/<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-67659559400833255282009-02-05T16:17:00.016+08:002009-06-14T14:37:54.605+08:00For fun ~<p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;color:black;" ></span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >1.Cium Isteri</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:</span></span></span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10;" > </span></span></p> <div> <div> <div> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu? </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Suami :Kenapa? </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang<br />kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah<br />mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu? </span></span></p> <p class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'</span><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><b style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204);"><span style="font-family:Century Schoolbook;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:14;" >2.Bunuh Setan</span></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;color:black;" ></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" >Suatu petang selepas pulang dari <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1233811854_16">kuliah agama</span> di surau si isteri</span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" >menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.</span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang<br />betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'. </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?'</span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" >Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa..</span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata:</span></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span></p> <p class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Si suami tersenyum panjang.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Selang dua hari kemudian,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">si isteri berkata:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'takpe...tunggulah malam'.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Esoknya si isteri berkata:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang' .</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Esoknya si isteri berkata</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '. </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ..........</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'</span><b style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang</span></b><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'</span><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b style="color: rgb(102, 204, 204); font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family:Century Schoolbook;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:14;" >3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya</span></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span></p></div></div> <div> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1233811854_17">pak pandir</span> melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.</span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas. </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.</span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.<br />Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,<br />'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia berkata,<br />'Lembik...macam taik.'<br />Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu<br />taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,<br />'Bau macam taik.'<br />Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut. </span></span></p> <p class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">'</span><b style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK</span></b><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">!!!'</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="font-family:Century Schoolbook;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:14;" >4.Mamak dapat anak</span></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" > </span></span></p></div></div> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1233811854_18">Mamak</span> yang biasa dikunjunginya,</span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >dan terus datang kepadanya </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?<br />Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.<br />Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....<br />Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!<br />Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?<br />Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.<br />Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...<b><span style="font-weight: bold;">kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha…</span></b></span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);font-size:130%;" ><b><span style="font-family:Century Schoolbook;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:14;" >5.kisah 2 ekor burung.</span></span></b></span><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" ></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:10;" >Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. </span></span></p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;" >Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, </span></span></p> <p class="ececmsonormal"><span style=";font-family:Century Schoolbook;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Century Schoolbook';font-size:12;color:black;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Pembeli :Berapa harga </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1233811854_19">burung kakak tua</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> ini...??</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.<br /></span></span></span></p><p class="ececmsonormal"><br /></p><b><br /></b>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-65171044435281263212008-12-16T15:01:00.005+08:002009-06-14T14:18:33.870+08:00Prison Break s04e15<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/SUdTEqk6VzI/AAAAAAAAACM/aVdRNtlcx0U/s1600-h/2d14t9x.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/SUdTEqk6VzI/AAAAAAAAACM/aVdRNtlcx0U/s400/2d14t9x.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280280427728885554" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Direct Link : <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.taatka.com/showthread.php?t=1836">http://www.taatka.com/showthread.php?t=1836</a></span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-27153799415058085012008-12-06T19:42:00.017+08:002009-06-14T14:18:49.436+08:005 Musim Berlalu<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">PART 1</span><br /><br />Haha, bosan² ni aku tepikir lak nk tulis balik memory kt <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">STAR</span> yg aku tulis dlu kt auto aku...haha, walaupun dah 4 taun lebih tpi tetap mantain hensem auto aku neh..anai² cuak nak mkn ke, xsnggup nak makan sebab cantik sgt? mgkn sebab anai² tu prasan cun kot?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STplgwhXI9I/AAAAAAAAABs/-3M4_NGWewE/s1600-h/06122008226.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 187px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STplgwhXI9I/AAAAAAAAABs/-3M4_NGWewE/s400/06122008226.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276641526873007058" border="0" /></a>Kat tepi ni la gamba auto aku seperti yg digembar -gemburkan itu...haha bape arge die, ntah..tp mahal gak la nk ikotkan time budak² dlu...mau mkn dining hall seminggu nk kumpul duit beli..tak pon dtg kantin pow air dak² len...pow sikit² bole dpt satu cwn...(ni taktik man la ni...bukan aku aaa)...oke, bg yg taktau auto tu ape, die adalah sejenis buku yg dibuat utk memaksa org len menulis, melukis, membaca (ada ke?) dan apa² je yg dorg nak buat dlm tu....masih x paham lagi? search google la...penat la nak explain satu²...oke la korg bace je la ape aku tulis..calo..<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Form 1</span><br /><br />1st time aku kt sini. Time skolah rendah dlu aku nk sgt masuk sini sebab jiran aku dlu pon ade skolah kt sini. Die ni kat umah pnggl Ray tp kt sane pggil Black lak. (apahal?)....Memule tuh rase best jek nk dtg sane sbb maju sket la dr kwsan umah aku..(haha,kire culture shock la ni..). Dah lame dok sane rase ketidak'best'an la plak kt sini..banda koboi jugak..haha..time memule dtg tuh ramai le form 2 mase tu tlg akat barang ( kire baik lah ni )..Time memule masuk tu sorg pon aku xknal kecuali Pali..tu pun mak aku yg gtau sbb die ank murid mak aku...org pertame yg aku jmpe plak Sisqo ng Thorik sbb tnggal kt hotel same sblom dftar..sisqo dlu kurus gak doe..skang bapak buncitnye..hahaha..dftar2 dapatla house black ng kelas 1T...kat dorm lak aku dpt skatil ng <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">kandos atau boleh dikenali sbg musang hitam</span> (jambu yg amat disegani seluruh dunia) ... hahahha...Time form 1 mmg aku plg menyampah skali sbb tiap2 ari nak kne psg kelambu..ni sume salah jabatan kesihatan la ni, apsal diorg x foging jek ari2 kn sng x pyh nk psg2 kelambu neh.. cis..disebabkan sedimikian rupa, tepaksalah kami berpanas beramai2 memandangkan kipas pon xde kt blok form 1(sengal gile punye daif)..form 1 tuh plak asing ikot ujian BI...dgn banggenye aku pon masuk la klas last skali disebabkan kesangapan BI aku..<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STp26hOV8XI/AAAAAAAAAB0/VbrPkt3xSbs/s1600-h/Picture+014.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 237px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STp26hOV8XI/AAAAAAAAAB0/VbrPkt3xSbs/s400/Picture+014.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276660661140975986" border="0" /></a>.haha...taun ni bnyak gak pkare baru aku blaja mcm tak leh cross padang (konon2 kempen cintakan alam sekitar), kne pasola 2 jam, kne denda jln itik keliling blok, kne menyanyi ng <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">menari hindustan</span> utk prefect ng kirk (siyes bodoh...hahhahaa), kne mandi kt pokok belimbing ramai2, kne pkai bju mlayu lgkap time asar, ng byk lagi la...taun ni skema gile,masuk cc pon x bole..dkt nk akhir taun br die bg..sbb tu aku cmerlang kot time ni..dpt no 6 final exm..haha,dan paling aku xleh lupe aku kne tipu bute2 ng farish hafiz...yg die tnye sape nk join <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">silat kalimah</span> kne bayar yuran rm5..rupenye2 mkn kt kdi kalimah kt tmn cempaka jek...bengong siol, aku dah tepon mak aku nk tnye leh masuk ke tak tahuu?? haha, mcamane aku boleh diperkotak-katikkan sebegitu skali? Sedar x sedar dah the end of the year...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">To be continued...</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STp3PliLOwI/AAAAAAAAAB8/gQXBpD8P2-U/s1600-h/Picture+009.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 248px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STp3PliLOwI/AAAAAAAAAB8/gQXBpD8P2-U/s400/Picture+009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276661023075154690" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-8820606793899508652008-12-05T23:59:00.004+08:002009-06-14T14:19:59.466+08:003 weird facts about Microsoft Windows??<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">1. Nobody can create a folder named "Con".</span> <p>Try to create anywhere on your hard disk a folder called "Con" (without the quotes). Go to a location on your hard disk, right click, choose "New" and then select "Folder" from the menu that appears. Name the folder "Con" (without quotes) and hit Enter. You’ll see that the folder won’t be named "Con". It will be "New folder"</p><p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">2. A text file made with Notepad, with the following content : "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes) won’t display the actual text.</p> <p>Go to Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Notepad . Write in Notepad the following text : "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes) then Save the file and exit Notepad. Now go to the text file you created and open it. You’ll see that the text you just wrote and save won’t show.</p><p style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">3. Write in Word this : "=rand(200,99)" (without the quotes) and witness the magic.</p> <p>Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : "=rand(200,99)" (without the quotes) and hit Enter key. See the magic.</p><p><br /></p><p>haha, try it :P</p><p><br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STlcCupYGrI/AAAAAAAAABk/8eHeFKaZjhM/s1600-h/antimskid.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 235px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STlcCupYGrI/AAAAAAAAABk/8eHeFKaZjhM/s400/antimskid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276349640392317618" border="0" /></a></p><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-45523371551908393092008-12-05T18:26:00.009+08:002009-06-14T14:20:09.123+08:00Prison Break<p>This the tv show of the action and crime type telecast in US. This the really nice show of tv. All likes this show because in this show all get somthing new to know. By the way today the dated on 26th November, 2008 the new episode of this show has been release named as Deal Or No Deal. This episode understand how to deal with the others. </p><p><strong>Star Cast : </strong> Dominic Purcell, Wentworth Miller, Michael Rapaport, Amaury Nolasco</p><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:100%;">Prison Break Season 4 Episode 13 Wallpaper/Photos</span><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STkDE3w12RI/AAAAAAAAAAw/BoKPMUWUaSM/s1600-h/prisonbreak.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 393px; height: 295px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uddezASsCbE/STkDE3w12RI/AAAAAAAAAAw/BoKPMUWUaSM/s320/prisonbreak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276251820664412434" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Prison Break S04E13 Review/Spoiler</span><p>Deal Or No Deal title of this episode itself says that there is the something about deal. And this episode help us in our real life. In this episode T- bags get a new partners. So Michael and Lincoln think to deal or not deal with the partners for this discuss Michael and Lincoln have an important meeting.<br /></p><p><br /></p><p>BTW, Don Self is so sengal..haha~<br /></p><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-8346423224284485862008-12-05T16:12:00.004+08:002009-06-14T14:20:24.830+08:00teka-teki atau anda yang sengal??1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln6'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik.</span>...</span><br /><br />2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln13'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa....xpon kdg² MINYAKsikan pasukan badminton malaysia yg suka mengalahkan dirinya sendiri..<br /><br /></span> 3) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong </span><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln32'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">pulangkan kepada saya..hah?<br /><br /></span> 4) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln39'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script>tolak?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'</span><br /><br />5) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Kutu rambut..sotong boleh jd juga...cuba tgk neng dan mango dengan rase banngenye menternak sotong di atas kepal</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">a... (ripley's beleive it or not??)</span><br /><br />6) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Neneknye si katak</span>, <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">si kangaru, si biawak pasir (ada ke?), si arnab, dan sebagainye...penat sial nk tulis sume mnatang...haha</span><br /><br />7) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><br /></span><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln79'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln80'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Sekretari baik.................. 'Selamat pagi Boss'<br /> Sekretari kurang baik........... 'Dah pagi ni Boss'</span><br /><br />8) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln91'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script>atas?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Tukang gali kubur</span><br /><br />9) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile sudah dapat dibuang pula, <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln98'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script>ape bendanya?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Tahi hidung</span><br /><br />10) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln107'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...</span><br /><br />11) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln114'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa .... gile</span><br /><br />12) Gajah terbang dengan ape?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">Answer: Dengan susah payah......</span><br /><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln78'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "...";</script><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"></span><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-256488747045622865.post-59482916398873153912008-12-05T16:08:00.005+08:002009-06-14T14:20:30.492+08:00bf = engineer<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-family: courier new;">Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle </span><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln0'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln1">> An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln1'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln2"><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);">Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness</span><br /><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln2'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln3">> An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln3'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln4">> Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln4'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln5"><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Advantage 3: Trusted</span><br /><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln5'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln6">> An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln6'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div style="font-family: courier new;" id="ln7">> Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!<br /><br />beleive me...haha xD</div><br /><br /><a href="http://www.mylivesignature.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/85741/modestosx/2c403a4eb1a712ca8efe0351596c4c20.png" border="0" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></a>sir.GreenMafiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11169088217154774467noreply@blogger.com0