Saturday, December 6, 2008

5 Musim Berlalu

PART 1

Haha, bosan² ni aku tepikir lak nk tulis balik memory kt STAR yg aku tulis dlu kt auto aku...haha, walaupun dah 4 taun lebih tpi tetap mantain hensem auto aku neh..anai² cuak nak mkn ke, xsnggup nak makan sebab cantik sgt? mgkn sebab anai² tu prasan cun kot?

Kat tepi ni la gamba auto aku seperti yg digembar -gemburkan itu...haha bape arge die, ntah..tp mahal gak la nk ikotkan time budak² dlu...mau mkn dining hall seminggu nk kumpul duit beli..tak pon dtg kantin pow air dak² len...pow sikit² bole dpt satu cwn...(ni taktik man la ni...bukan aku aaa)...oke, bg yg taktau auto tu ape, die adalah sejenis buku yg dibuat utk memaksa org len menulis, melukis, membaca (ada ke?) dan apa² je yg dorg nak buat dlm tu....masih x paham lagi? search google la...penat la nak explain satu²...oke la korg bace je la ape aku tulis..calo..

Form 1

1st time aku kt sini. Time skolah rendah dlu aku nk sgt masuk sini sebab jiran aku dlu pon ade skolah kt sini. Die ni kat umah pnggl Ray tp kt sane pggil Black lak. (apahal?)....Memule tuh rase best jek nk dtg sane sbb maju sket la dr kwsan umah aku..(haha,kire culture shock la ni..). Dah lame dok sane rase ketidak'best'an la plak kt sini..banda koboi jugak..haha..time memule dtg tuh ramai le form 2 mase tu tlg akat barang ( kire baik lah ni )..Time memule masuk tu sorg pon aku xknal kecuali Pali..tu pun mak aku yg gtau sbb die ank murid mak aku...org pertame yg aku jmpe plak Sisqo ng Thorik sbb tnggal kt hotel same sblom dftar..sisqo dlu kurus gak doe..skang bapak buncitnye..hahaha..dftar2 dapatla house black ng kelas 1T...kat dorm lak aku dpt skatil ng kandos atau boleh dikenali sbg musang hitam (jambu yg amat disegani seluruh dunia) ... hahahha...Time form 1 mmg aku plg menyampah skali sbb tiap2 ari nak kne psg kelambu..ni sume salah jabatan kesihatan la ni, apsal diorg x foging jek ari2 kn sng x pyh nk psg2 kelambu neh.. cis..disebabkan sedimikian rupa, tepaksalah kami berpanas beramai2 memandangkan kipas pon xde kt blok form 1(sengal gile punye daif)..form 1 tuh plak asing ikot ujian BI...dgn banggenye aku pon masuk la klas last skali disebabkan kesangapan BI aku...haha...taun ni bnyak gak pkare baru aku blaja mcm tak leh cross padang (konon2 kempen cintakan alam sekitar), kne pasola 2 jam, kne denda jln itik keliling blok, kne menyanyi ng menari hindustan utk prefect ng kirk (siyes bodoh...hahhahaa), kne mandi kt pokok belimbing ramai2, kne pkai bju mlayu lgkap time asar, ng byk lagi la...taun ni skema gile,masuk cc pon x bole..dkt nk akhir taun br die bg..sbb tu aku cmerlang kot time ni..dpt no 6 final exm..haha,dan paling aku xleh lupe aku kne tipu bute2 ng farish hafiz...yg die tnye sape nk join silat kalimah kne bayar yuran rm5..rupenye2 mkn kt kdi kalimah kt tmn cempaka jek...bengong siol, aku dah tepon mak aku nk tnye leh masuk ke tak tahuu?? haha, mcamane aku boleh diperkotak-katikkan sebegitu skali? Sedar x sedar dah the end of the year...

To be continued...



Friday, December 5, 2008

3 weird facts about Microsoft Windows??

1. Nobody can create a folder named "Con".

Try to create anywhere on your hard disk a folder called "Con" (without the quotes). Go to a location on your hard disk, right click, choose "New" and then select "Folder" from the menu that appears. Name the folder "Con" (without quotes) and hit Enter. You’ll see that the folder won’t be named "Con". It will be "New folder"

2. A text file made with Notepad, with the following content : "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes) won’t display the actual text.

Go to Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Notepad . Write in Notepad the following text : "Bush hid the facts" (without quotes) then Save the file and exit Notepad. Now go to the text file you created and open it. You’ll see that the text you just wrote and save won’t show.

3. Write in Word this : "=rand(200,99)" (without the quotes) and witness the magic.

Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : "=rand(200,99)" (without the quotes) and hit Enter key. See the magic.


haha, try it :P



Prison Break

This the tv show of the action and crime type telecast in US. This the really nice show of tv. All likes this show because in this show all get somthing new to know. By the way today the dated on 26th November, 2008 the new episode of this show has been release named as Deal Or No Deal. This episode understand how to deal with the others.

Star Cast : Dominic Purcell, Wentworth Miller, Michael Rapaport, Amaury Nolasco


Prison Break Season 4 Episode 13 Wallpaper/Photos




Prison Break S04E13 Review/Spoiler

Deal Or No Deal title of this episode itself says that there is the something about deal. And this episode help us in our real life. In this episode T- bags get a new partners. So Michael and Lincoln think to deal or not deal with the partners for this discuss Michael and Lincoln have an important meeting.


BTW, Don Self is so sengal..haha~


teka-teki atau anda yang sengal??

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman?

Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pastu lu tido balik....

2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?

Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M opp!!! salah EPL laaa....xpon kdg² MINYAKsikan pasukan badminton malaysia yg suka mengalahkan dirinya sendiri..

3) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?

Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saya..hah?

4) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?

Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

5) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?

Answer: Kutu rambut..sotong boleh jd juga...cuba tgk neng dan mango dengan rase banngenye menternak sotong di atas kepala... (ripley's beleive it or not??)

6) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?

Answer: Neneknye si katak, si kangaru, si biawak pasir (ada ke?), si arnab, dan sebagainye...penat sial nk tulis sume mnatang...haha

7) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?

Answer: Sekretari baik.................. 'Selamat pagi Boss'
Sekretari kurang baik........... 'Dah pagi ni Boss'


8) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?

Answer: Tukang gali kubur

9) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile sudah dapat dibuang pula, ape bendanya?

Answer: Tahi hidung

10) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?

Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

11) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?

Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa .... gile

12) Gajah terbang dengan ape?

Answer: Dengan susah payah......



bf = engineer

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

> An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

> An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
> Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.


Advantage 3: Trusted

> An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
> Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!!

beleive me...haha xD