Saturday, June 12, 2010

cheer up :)

lambat la plak kan nak tggu france vs uruguay..
haha, saje nak share the funniest answer ever during job interview..
act'ly jumpe time nak inteview arituh.. haha agak bongok laaa
bwh nih soklan die:

Question: Why Are You Interested in this Position?
Answer: I’m allergic to unemployment.

Question: Can You Tell Us More about Your Experience?
Answer: You have had two weeks to review my resume yet you still want to know about my experience. This is so typical of Human Resources. What kind of human r u?

Question: "Why did u leave ur last job?"
Answer: The company relocated and didn't tell me where.(haha wtf?)

Question: "What do you consider to be your weaknesses?"
Answer: Answering silly questions like these.

Question: "Where do u see yourself in five years?"
Answer: Celebrating the five-year anniversary of your asking me this question!

Question: "Do You Have Any Questions about the Job?"

* “What if I woke in the morning and didn’t feel like coming to work?”
* “How many women work here?”
* “If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?”
* “When you run background checks on candidates, do arrests come up?”
* “Are all the staff as cute as you?”

jawab macam neh, kompem dapat keje! hehe..pape pon jadi engineer world cup dulu lah!
haha Albiceleste Argentino!

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